NOW SERVING: FINANCIALLY QUESTIONABLE PORTIONS OPEN 24/7. OBVIOUSLY.
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$FATCOIN / LLY · SERVED ON LONG

EXPAND YOUR
WALLETS.
EAT ALL DIPS.

They said “get a smaller position.”
So we moved the chair closer to the fridge.

Meet the absolute units Raid the meme buffet

Zero meal prep. Full emotional support.

Fatcoin’s brown-haired cartoon character feasting on flying red Lilly coins from an overflowing bowl.Fattya balanced portfolio. allegedly.
THE ONLY THING HERE THAT'S CUTThe contract address.

THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT MEME BUFFET

TAKE A MEME.
TAKE SEVENTEEN.

The group chat didn't need these.
The group chat is getting them anyway.

ENTER THE MEME BUFFET Unlimited servings. Absolutely no shame.
A queue of Fatty characters stretches down the LONG drive-through.THE GALLERY IS THIS WAY

01 / THE ORIGIN OF THE SPECIMEN

BUILT
DIFFERENT.
MOSTLY WIDER.

PEER REVIEWED
BY THE GROUP CHAT

Some coins have a whitepaper.
Ours has a grease stain.

Reta entered the chat. The group chat ordered extra fries. Somewhere in the middle, Fatcoin happened.

Now we’re a collection of absolute units with one shared ambition: make the timeline deeply unserious.

$FATCOIN / LLY pairing on LONG .
No, Eli Lilly isn’t in the group chat.

BUILT FOR THE DEEP END

THE DIP?
HE'S UNDER IT.

They said the market needed an anchor.
He took that personally.

More absolute nonsense
Fatty sits on the ocean floor holding an anchor attached to a ship labelled Lilly.

YOUR PEOPLE ARE IN HERE.

PULL UP A CHAIR.
A REINFORCED ONE.

Enter the food court @fatcoinonlong · bring absolutely nothing to the table.